19th June 2020
It is always a great idea to break the ice with your audience with a joke.
Adding humour can intrigue your audience and gets them engaged with your content.
Sometimes there are days like today where hardly anyone is in the office, Steve from Accounts has taken the last piece of free cake and you have little motivation to do anything.
This post is dedicated for the days like this.
Today we have a few extremely funny digital marketing jokes – that will not make you cringe at all…not one bit.
Why are digital marketers good actors?
They nail impressions.
Why did the woman dump her marketer boyfriend?
A: Lack of engagement.
What do hippies and SEOs have in common?
A love for anything organic.
Where’s the best place to hide a body?
Page 2 of Google.
Why did the front-end developer buy the flat under his?
He always wanted a sub-domain.
Why did the dad know his daughter would be a great marketer one day?
Her first word was data.
How did Yoda get his first lead?
He used the Sales Force.
What does the SEO professional see when they see twins?
Duplicated content.
It’s not that I don’t have that many Twitter followers…
I’m just practicing social media distancing.
What is a movie director’s favourite part of a paid search ad?
The call to ACTION!
I made a joke about organic reach on Facebook…
Nobody got it.
Why did the marketer get off the trampoline?
He was worried about his bounce rate.
Why is it difficult to date a religious digital marketer?
They wont stop trying to convert you.
Why did the marketer steal groceries from the farmers market?
She knows you don’t pay for anything organic.
How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they've automated it.
Why do SEO experts love driving during peak hour?
They appreciate the traffic.
Why did the marketer get fired as a tap dancer?
She wanted to get paid per click.
A SEO copywriter walks into a bar, bars, tavern, pub, pubs, public house, Irish, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor.
That's it. That's the joke.
If a vegetarian and a SEO specialist walk into a bar …
Who talks about organic first?
Why can’t marketers see live musicals?
They keep trying to capture the leads.
Why did the digital marketers ape breeding business fail?
He was only using MailChimps.
Why didn’t the marketing couple get married?
They weren’t on the same landing page.
Need a couple more before you hit the road?
What’s a personality trait of a bad marketer?
Anti-social.
My buddy recently lost his job doing marketing for one of those serial-killer podcasts.
He probably shouldn’t have suggested user-generated content.
We hope you have enjoyed this post and now have some sort of motivation to get back to work!
Check out the video version here.